This will be my first note in the new SimpleNote app. They’ve introduced a new fullscreen mode which feels amazing. Every inch of the iPhone’s screen filled with my text.
Of course, depending on how you feel about my writing, that’s not necessarily a good thing, is it?
I’m still glad Kane got a clean win over Rey, as Rey seems to get a lot of help in that department. Kane has been booked very well as of late, and he deserves it for his years of being a good, loyal soldier.
Rey Mysterio promo/Alberto Del Rio interrupts
- I wasn’t really paying attention to what Rey was saying. Then Smackdown suddenly became a telenovela.
- I really have no idea what these two are on about.
- So I got that Rey doesn’t respect Alberto and vice versa? Whatever.
Dashing Cody Rhode’s Grooming Tips
- Awesome, as always.
Intercontinental Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero
- Were there really marks writing about Striker rooting for babyfaces? If so, they likely were wearing sweatpants.
- Not their best confrontation, by a long shot.
- Not sure why they went with obvious interference. I say they kill this feud and give Kofi something more productive to do.
Ley-Cool backstage/Hornswoggle spies like a Looney Tunes character
- That was positively surreal.
StraightEdge Society backstage
- Woohoo! Haven’t seen Serena work since Wrestlelicous.
- Guess Kelly Kelly is taking the pin.
Mixed-Tag Match: Luke Gallows and Serena with Joey Mercury vs Big Show and Kelly Kelly
- If Show inhales wrong, he will swallow Kelly Kelly.
- Nothing spectacular, as Kelly was involved, but it was good to see Serena work.
- It’s also good to be right. I could totally be on WWE Creative.
Kane explains himself
- Wow. 1997. Glen Jacobs had hair. Montreal hadn’t happened yet. Memories …
- Ooh, show some Ministry of Darkness clips!
- Did I really just see Hogan and Angle in that montage?
- This angle is fantastic. I really does feel like a culmination of all their history. I just wish they didn’t gloss over the WrestleMania XX match.
- Really looking forward to Kane vs Undertaker at Hell in a Cell. Make it happen, WWE.
Christian vs Drew McIntyre
- Hello Cody. What brings you to ringside, other than a very dapper suit?
- McIntyre is positively vicious.
- Rhodes is really good on commentary. He might have a future as a color man if being dashing doesn’t work out.
- Christian’s one-armed comeback was solid. This one match is better than anything that was on Impact.
- Wow, amazing, out-of-nowhere win for Christian.
- Stellar post-match beatdown as well. I look forward to a great series of tag matches between these two factions.
Jack Swagger, Rosa Mendes and MVP backstage
- A shootout? As in the basketball contest MVP had with Matt Hardy five years ago?
Teddy Long and Kane backstage
- Teddy has been watching Vince McMahon tapes for inspiration.
Alberto DelRio vs Rey Mysterio
- Wow, he got the JBL entrance on his first night. That’s pretty impressive.
- There is no worm in tequila. The worm can be found in bottles of mescal, which Del Rio wouldn’t be drinking.
- Will Rey’s primary offense always involve kicking guys in the calves in all matches from now on?
- Del Rio doesn’t look too bad. I like that his goal appears to be to control the pace as he’s not big enough to completely dominate Rey.
- You can’t powerbomb Kidman and you can’t Monkey Flip Mysterio.
- I really like that finisher and I like that it was a clean win over Rey.
