Raw 900 was entirely underwhelming. It was only saved for me by local improv group The New Movement and their hysterical live dubbing of the show.
The cat playing CM Punk was on a tear about drowning his family in semen. Yes, really.
He mentioned a large quantity of semen from a big orgasm, and it reminded him of something.
At that moment, we cut to the beer truck. With images of CM Punk ejaculating in our heads, we watched Steve Austin blast Vinnie Mac with a wet, foamy stream.
It couldn’t have been any more serendipitous. We all lost it.
I must now ensure that I delete this post from Facebook before my mother-in-law reads the word “semen” and forgets that she has two children.
Proper thoughts later. Shop as usual.
