Global Championship: Rob Terry vs AJ Styles
- Are we really starting off with Rob Terry? Seriously? This is the last guy AJ should be working.
- Tree trunk legs? Really Taz?
- No pop for the military press slam.
- Are we really not rid of Bischoff?
- First ever two time Global champ. Amusing.
Of course Dixie invited them. Raven can’t afford to fly to Orlando if he’s not working.
Is there a babyface in the Beautiful People breakup?
Taylor Wilde and Angelina Love vs Sarita and Madison Rayne
- Hebner shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
- 100% pure hatred and 100% fake boobs.
- Who the crap is left in the locker room?
- I’d make a Rick Rude joke, but I’ll refrain.
Kurt Angle vs Supermex Hernandez
- Another mismatch. Must be the theme.
- Super belly-to-belly looked sweet.
- Lots of power, but little finesse in this match. Even the moonsault looked nasty.
- Great build to the ankle lock Great stuff.
Kevin Nash promo/Jeff Jarret confrontation
- I humbly ask your permission to skip everything related to this angle in the future. Please?
Watch it Kurt, or they’ll crucify the Sandman again!
Samoa Joe vs Jeff Hardy (Time limit draw. Yes, really.)
- Did Joe and Jeff really not wrestle last time Jeff came through?
- Sorry Mike Tenay, but wrestling purists have moved past Hardy at this point.
- Thanks for the giant banner over this much hyped match.
- Hearing from Bischoff was the opposite of cool.
- Jeff, you’re supposed to let the kick hit you before you fall down.
- I will be very sad when Hardy goes over. Joe deserves better.
- Haven’t seen a pixelated middle finger since Sunday Night Heat.
- Nicest STF I’ve seen in a while. Take notes, Cena.
- Wait, there’s a time limit? Is this WCW Saturday Night all of a sudden?
- The whole point of a draw was for heels to retain titles. It shouldn’t be used to cut off a great match between two guys the fans care about.
- Other than that ugly phantom kick, Jeff looked good tonight.
The Blueprint Matt Morgan vs Ken Anderson
- TNA should create a “Mishandled by WWE” division. With its own title.
- Anderson looks so emaciated since he quit taking steroids.
- Really digging the elbow spot in the corner.
- Damn, who did Morgan piss off?
- Nice of the camera to miss the post match beatdown.
Best of Five Series:
Street Fight: Beer Money vs The Motor City Machine Guns
- I’m still confused by the concept of “Tennessee Cowboy.”
- Only words to describe that running drop-kick: fucked up.
- Kneepads over the jeans. Classic.
- When did Alex Shelly get so handy with a Kendo stick?
- And all the Hebners are dead.
- Taz, are you saying Beer Money could have gotten away with more with the refs knocked out during a street fight?
- So MCMG win three straight?
- Between the screwy finish and Taz being annoying, that’s another match I should have liked that I hate.
Team 3D do some yelling
- Uh, yeah, why did we do this again?
Rob Van Dam interview
- Rob, we agree that you’re an artist. But you’re portraying an athlete. Please keep that straight.
- Damn, ramble much?
Instead of talking about it, just throw Dixie out there. Please, end this train wreck.
Did Dixie change her shirt?
Dixie Carter explains it all/ECW alumni introduced/Mick and Tommy speak
- Dixie has theme music?
- She’s no Cary Silkin, but she’s much easier on he eyes.
- Raven and Mick Foley are “gentlemen?”
- Raven got fattttt.
- So Mick gets to speak for everyone?
- Of course it wasn’t about paychecks. Checks bounced.
- Tommy’s a homeboy. I started my life in Yonkers, New York and still have ties to it today.
- What, no shout out to Tammy?
- Tommy was always a good promo, even if I think his passion for TNA is forced.
- Mrs. Atomic and I agree: Foley needs a haircut.
- Tommy, we already had one night. We had a few nights. Another night is unnecessary.
- I do wish they had the rights to “This is Extreme!” by Harry Slash. Would have made a sweet finish.
